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    “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
    ― Truman Capote

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    Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.

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    “If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut”
    ― Albert Einstein

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    Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there?
    It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.

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    “Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. ”
    ― Coco Chanel

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    “Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand”
    ― Hayley Williams

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    Quote Originally Posted by nurseamyg View Post
    “Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand”
    ― Hayley Williams
    Ha wow I like this one.
    I have experienced it first hand.
    I like this one as well.
    "A righteous man falls 7 times, and seven times he rises" -Bible
    https://advancedfunnelsystem.com/home

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    The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. ”
    ― Walt Disney Company

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    “A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche

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    “Cry. Forgive. Learn. Move on. Let your tears water the seeds of your future happiness.”
    ― Steve Maraboli

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