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    Funny nurse sayings

    Your input would be greatly appreciated...

    I am trying to develop a bumper sticker to send candidates that I place along with my business card and a hand written letter of congratulations. I just can't come up with a clever slogan for the bumper sticker. any suggetions?

    Thank you,
    Connor

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    Re: Funny nurse sayings

    Hello Connor,

    Give these a try:

    Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases, Nurse Jokes, Medical Humor
    http://www.ultimatenurse.com/forum/f...l-humor-24220/

    You'll find lots if you browse around. What type of business are you in?

    Andrew Lopez, RN
    http://www.nursefriendly.com

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    You can find funny sayings all around you! Chances are someone in the workplace may have a joke to share!

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    Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong and if nothing has gone wrong, you've obviously don't understand the situation.

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    My patients seem to poop right at shift change LOL

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    the vein whisperer

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    Save one life and you're a hero. Save a hundred and you're a nurse.
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    love the jokes. Thanks.

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    Be nice to me; I dispense the happy pills.

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    If only we could take a nurse’s wit and put it in a bottle, we’d have enough medicine to cure the whole world!

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