http://www.nursinghumor.com/dental.h...hurt.a.bit.htm
An attractive and slightly anxious young woman went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled.
Before starting, the dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine gave her Novacaine and got ready to start.
After a few minutes, he then proceeded to bend over her with a drill in his hand.
He immediately draw back in complete alarm.
"Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my testicles!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled.
"And we aren't going to hurt each other at all, are we?"
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Andrew Lopez, RN
http://www.nursinga2z.com