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At his wife's insistence, her husband finally went to his doctor for a check up.

"You look terrible," said the doctor. "Do you drink?"

"Why yes, plenty." Said the patient.

"I start every day with a bottle of schnapps."

"And with that cough," the doctor continued, "you probably are a smoker."

"You bet," he said, "Three packs a day for me."

"Look," the doctor said. "You are not a healthy man. You're going to have to give up smoking and drinking right away, and that's an order. And before you go, that'll be $50 for my advice."

The patient replies, "So who's taking it?"

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Andrew Lopez, RN
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