Subject: Fw: Nuns at the Hospital
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>> > > A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He
>> awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic
>> hospital.
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>> > > As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill.
>> > > He
>> > > replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
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>> > > The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in
>> > > the
>> > > bank."
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>> > > The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said,
>> > "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."
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>> > > The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are
>> > married to God."
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>> > > The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."