Private parts

[cougarnurse]

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'


Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences. '


The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.


He met Nur se Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'


'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday
that my Private Part died.'


'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

[znurse]

I am going to have to tell the girls at work about this one. We have a guy who will not stop exposing himself at work.

[cougarnurse]

I loved this one, too.

[orionseal]

I am going to have to tell the girls at work about this one. We have a guy who will not stop exposing himself at work.

I have only one question.

Is he a resident or an employee?

[cougarnurse]

Said he's living there......

[LivingDeadNurse]

this was a great one...i emailed it out to all my nursing buddies!