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Old 08-26-2009, 11:56 PM   #1
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If your a woman your gonna wanna be a bear!

In this life I'ma woman. In my next life I want to be a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that .

Before you hibernate your supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When your a girl bear you birth your children ( who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake up to partially grown cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a momma bear everyone KNOWS you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If your a bear your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yep! Gonna be a bear.


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Old 08-27-2009, 09:20 AM   #2
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Re: If your a woman your gonna wanna be a bear!

I'd need to grow more hair.
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Well you got me convinced!
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