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Sputum, sputum, you taste great,
Better than any feces I've ate!
I like to spread you on bread and rolls,
And stuff you inside of donut holes.
Others' tastes great but I like my own,
My sputum to me's like a dog to a bone!
Hold it in your mouth and savor that taste,
Don't let a drop of that stuff ever go to waste!
Usually with sputum, there comes a sore throat,
Ever notice if you swallow, it makes your poop float?
It's warm to the touch and slimy it feels,
If you cough up enough it makes a good meal!
Oh sputum, oh sputum, I love you so much!
A tastier delicacy there just is no such!
The great thing about sputum, IT'S TOTALLY FREE!
If you don't want yours you can GIVE IT TO ME...
yuck!!!!
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