[Anonymous]

Sure do.....


WR,,, three commas for Becca

[1mg.epi]

OMG drop the baby, how sick, how demented, sounds like something from sat. night live, how clever. I love it.

[cassioo]

more good ones. We have linen carts. Have a small nurse get in the bottom of the linen cart then when someone goes for linen she grabs the ankles
We have the extra wide plastic wrap to cover the isolettes for the premies...it's very good for gift wrapping cars.
cat toy that looks like a mouse....imagine the things you can do.
CPR dummies....call the house supervisor to come look at the pt that doesn't look too good (or just another nurse to look at your patient.
IV practice arm stickes well out of places
we've sent ransom letters to other units before with the words cut from the paper/magazines.
We have a house supervisor who I can scare just by stepping around a corner and saying hi Tony.
Unlocked lockers are always free game for rolled up tape in the jeans, things in the shoes, fill up with rolls of TP.
All of this does go on at night though not much fun in the daytime

[1mg.epi]

OMG I have to get tissue for my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

You guys are SICK... And to think all this time I thought it was me...LOLL SICK SICK SICK..LOLL I love it...

What do you do for Halloween????


WR,,, three commas for Becca

[cassioo]

well last Halloween the ice machine was out so we had an ice chest that we'd fill from a big machine. I took the baby head from the CPR doll and put it in a ziplock bag and put it on ice so when the nursery came to get ice..open the chest and there it was.
We have these charting carts with lift up tops for supplies had a big rubber rat that squeaked so put it down in there then told the chicken house super to look what people were putting in that cart and if Joint looked we'd be in trouble...he took the bait opened it up and up pops the squeaky rat he jumped across the hall.
I haven't worked a night shift in a few months but work 7/4 at 7pm-7am some things just might happen (no lit fireworks inside though)

[1mg.epi]

Ok, you need to read about Mel Gibsons' practical jokes. He does things with a stuffed rat. He once put DIPP ITTY DOO (remember the green hair jell) in his hand with a plastic ****roach and shake some ones hand. SICK man. I look up to him.

After hearing what you do cassioo I would be afraid, I would be very afraid to pull a joke on you. But, it would be a hoot to work with you.

[cassioo]

yep pay back is hell. I'm usually the mastermind behind things now. I can honestly say when someone asks..."I didn't do it" I work with a CST who's 23 and looks 12 (4'10" 89#) and she's always asking me to come up with something to do. We're in OB and her sister and the girls she rides to work with are in the nursery so when they all work you never know what will happen. I'm scheduled with them all tonight. I have put in for low census and might just get it. I don't do too many nights anymore thank goodness.
Good one for the day
Have a cabinet that you can put things on (I use the one leading to our OR). Put small box the size masks come in on top of cabinet and run strip of tape down box and onto cabinet. Fill lapsponge (or other such object) with ultrasound gel and place on top of box. When cabinet is opened box falls and hopefully so does lap sponge on intended victim (our victims are nursery girls who have to go to substerile room to put things on carts)

[1mg.epi]

I had some one do your drop-the-baby on the director of L&D. It was a good thing she could take a joke. I think she had to go clean out her pants.

[cassioo]

isn't that a great one. We have one nursery nurse who is really good at it. There are several that are good but Julie is a star she should be on stage LOL.