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    Arkansas medical dictionary

    Artery: The study of fine paintings.
    Barium: What to do when C.P.R. fails.
    Benign: What you be after you be eight.
    Caesarean section: A district in Rome
    Colic: A sheep dog.
    Congenital: Friendly.
    Dilate: Live long.
    Fester: Quicker.
    GI series: Baseball games between teams of soldiers.
    Hangnail: A coat hook.
    Medical staff: A doctor cane.
    Minor operation: Coal digging.
    Morbid: A higher offer.
    Nitrate: Lower than the day rate.
    Node: Was aware of.
    Organic: Church musician.
    Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
    Postoperative: A letter carrier.
    Protein: In favor of young people.
    Secretion: Hiding anything.
    Serology: A study of English knighthood.
    Tablet: A small table.
    Tumor: An extra pair.
    Urine: Opposite of your out
    Varicose veins: Veins that are close together.

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    Re: Arkansas medical dictionary

    very nice! A couple of those made me laugh out loud...


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    Re: Arkansas medical dictionary

    Pretty good. I've met people that think this way. haha

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