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    Senior Member All41 is an unknown quantity at this point
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    More Murphy\'s Law for Nurses

    - A very healthy patient, when admitted to a very small room, will
    require a vent, a cooling blanket, hemo-filter, six pumps and a digital
    television before the end of your shift, requiring you to climb over the
    bed to get out of the room.

    - The hospital always sends admissions to your nursing home at
    change of shift on your weekend on the physician’s weekend off.

    - The lift always breaks down when the 400 pound patient needs to be
    transferred from one bed to another.

    - You tell your patient, “If you need anything at all, just push the button
    and I’ll be there”. She smiles and says she’s “Fine, thank you nurse.”
    The next morning she complains to the physician, “No one came near
    me all night and I couldn’t sleep, because I was in agony.”

    - In a life threatening emergency, the speed of the doctor’s response is

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    Re: More Murphy\'s Law for Nurses

    well. isnt that the way its supposed to work LOL. Nothing happens the way its supposed to. Think they have someone siting in a little cubicle dreaming up all these things and claculating the worst time to do anything.

    Have A Great day

    Jerry

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    Re: More Murphy\'s Law for Nurses

    The greater the need to hurry the fuller the bladder.

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