Respiratory Assessments, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor

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The nurse went in to check her respiratory distress patient in the Critical Care Unit who was getting oxygen via a mask.

The nurse tried to talk to him, but all she could get out of him was gasping and unintelligible talk.

Finally, the nurse thrust a note pad and pencil at the patient and said, "I can't understand you, sir. Please write it down."

The patient weakly scribbled on the pad, "Get your foot off my oxygen tube!"

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

[Ricu]

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The nurse went in to check her respiratory distress patient in the Critical Care Unit who was getting oxygen via a mask.

The nurse tried to talk to him, but all she could get out of him was gasping and unintelligible talk.

Finally, the nurse thrust a note pad and pencil at the patient and said, "I can't understand you, sir. Please write it down."

The patient weakly scribbled on the pad, "Get your foot off my oxygen tube!"

************************************************** ****
More Bedside Nursing Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/bedside

Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

Good one.

Thanks,

R