http://www.nursinghumor.com/fatal

1. I finished the Oreos.

2. I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of child birth?

3. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?

4. Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.

5. Got milk?

6. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!

7. Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover dam retains water!

8. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 lbs.

9. I sure hope your thighs don't stay that flabby forever.

10. Darned if ya ain't about 5 lbs. away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.

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Andrew Lopez, RN
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