http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases

10. "No, really, I don’t mind changing the TV channel for you…again."

9. "I’m sorry, it’s not THAT kind of Tylenol."

8. "You won’t feel a thing."

7. "Because your doctor said so."

6. "This won’t hurt a bit."

5. "I swear, if that patient rings the call bell one more time…"

4. "No, I will NOT give you a sponge bath (to patients perfectly able
to do for themselves)!"

3. "You’re gonna feel a little stick."

2. "How can I help you?" (no less than a MILLION times a shift!)

1. "Doctor, I’m sorry to wake you, but…" (this one is okay by us)

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Andrew Lopez, RN
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