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haha. How did the poor guy get to the hospital without help or fingers?
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While working at the lumber yard pushing a tree through the buzz saw, a guy accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor's says, "Yuk! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
The guy says, "I haven't got the fingers."
The doctor says, "What do you mean, 'you haven't got the fingers'? It's the 21st Century. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
He says, "Well, heck, doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."
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haha. How did the poor guy get to the hospital without help or fingers?
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