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Mr. Smith, anxious about his upcoming surgery, was in his hospital bed and had been getting his pre-operative testing done most of the day.

A nurse came in and stated, "I have bad news and good news. Which do you want first?"

Mr. Smith said, "Tell me the bad news first."

Nurse said, "The bad news is that your HMO refuses to pay for you to have an enema. But, the good news is that your doctor will be in shortly to slap the crap out of you."

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