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Old 03-18-2007, 02:12 PM   #1
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when i was a student nurse

when i was a student nurse my female superviser took me and 4 other
student nurses (aparently to practice reading an Er report/file on the end of a young mans bed..... all of us including the superviser were female
i was first....


he got his willy caught in the vacuum cleaner hose
susspected masturbation with the vacuum cleaner it said
his story i got crumbs in my lap and decided to vacuum them up

any way he was hiding his eyes as all the girls read the report and one by one stared at him:39:

once the last girl read it we walked out of his room and one of the girls burst out laughing and then we all cracked up...... dont know if he herd us but he was pretty red in the face the whole time he was checked on:houra:
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Re: when i was a student nurse

I suspect the poor kid felt bad enough, though. I will admit I'd have laughed some too, wondering what the heck??

BTW......We all mature at different rates, Mag.

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Old 03-18-2007, 07:01 PM   #3
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Talking Re: when i was a student nurse

c'mon girls lets her the nurses station jokes
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Old 03-18-2007, 07:24 PM   #4
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Re: when i was a student nurse

I realize that the poor guy musta felt foolish, especially with the students being female. I believe that Echo Heron had mentioned something similar to this in one of her books. (An elderly widower who used a pop bottle, and it got stuck.....)

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Re: when i was a student nurse

I'm going to step back from this thread.

Please, if you have any further post directed at me personally let us do such via private messages. Otherwise, I'm leaving this thread for Cat to prowl around by herself to moderate.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:06 AM   #6
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Re: when i was a student nurse

Has anyone else ever seen a man with his thingy stuck in a vacuum cleaner hose:houra: :houra: :houra:
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Re: when i was a student nurse

Suzy,

If you read the rest of the thread, you would notice you were toeing a fine line with the initial post and now it is as though you are taunting.

Please feel free to move on to topics of a more mature nature.

We're all adults here...I think.
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