[cougarnurse]

Good lordy! Thanks folks! This thread is getting pretty interesting. I know it wasn't originally meant to be 'funny', but still.....

I can understand the tampon bit. Slightly different types meant, though.

[Flycasting RN]

We service a large rural area and phone triage out of ER alot...

Some of the crazy ones include:

"What should I do when my husband gets food poisoning from eating a buffalo wing cold... like out of the fridge, he didn't rewarm it."

"When I pinch my nipples really, really hard...they hurt, what should I do?"

"My HIV test was negative, but do I still have AIDS?

Called to complain of vaginal pain, when asked if they were sexually active the reponse was "no, I just lay there"

We get tons of these... they make the night shift so much more fun!!