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Old 02-09-2004, 09:14 PM   #1
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man stuck in vacuum cleaner

<font face="Times New Roman">Text</font>i was in the er when i herd a man crying/sobbing, i was shocked to see a vacuum cleaner between his legs,his explaination was unthought of so me and the girls just assumed he was using the vacuum hose to S**k his D**k and got stuck...lol :]
has anyone else seen or herd of this?
how old was he?
how old were u?
what year/day/night?
how did u get it off?
were all the girls laughing?
was there much damage?
was he really embarresed?
waht do u think he was really doing?
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Old 02-10-2004, 01:37 PM   #2
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I've been around to long...nothing surprises me anymore!!
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Old 02-18-2004, 07:43 PM   #3
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I worked in Corrections for about 10 years so NOTHING surprises me. Maybe he was just dusting.......
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:01 PM   #4
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Re: man stuck in vacuum cleaner

Things that make you go Hummmm
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Old 02-19-2004, 04:04 AM   #5
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Maybe he asked his doctor about Viagra &amp; his doc said no eh?
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I think that's exactly what that guy was thinking!!!
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Old 02-19-2004, 05:14 AM   #7
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This is probably why I don't work ER.. Peeing in your pants gets old real quick....


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Old 02-24-2004, 10:28 AM   #8
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I've worked in ER for to long to be shocked by anythign!! Just take it in stride and keep going!! Some things are good for a laugh and help make the shift "interesting" to say the least!!
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Old 02-25-2004, 08:35 AM   #9
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Personally I think good old Anon just made this one up &amp; posted it to see what our reactions would be.. but it was worth a chuckle at least!
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Old 02-28-2004, 10:32 AM   #10
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I'm not so sure...the truth is stranger than diction!! I've seen some pretty wild things in the ER!!
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