man stuck in vacuum cleaner

<font face="Times New Roman">Text</font>i was in the er when i herd a man crying/sobbing, i was shocked to see a vacuum cleaner between his legs,his explaination was unthought of so me and the girls just assumed he was using the vacuum hose to S**k his D**k and got stuck...lol :]
has anyone else seen or herd of this?
how old was he?
how old were u?
what year/day/night?
how did u get it off?
were all the girls laughing?
was there much damage?
was he really embarresed?
waht do u think he was really doing?

[mercynurse]

I've been around to long...nothing surprises me anymore!!

[kegbat]

I worked in Corrections for about 10 years so NOTHING surprises me. Maybe he was just dusting.......

[TracyR]

Things that make you go Hummmm

[medi]

Maybe he asked his doctor about Viagra &amp; his doc said no eh?

[Aaron C.]

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I think that's exactly what that guy was thinking!!!

This is probably why I don't work ER.. Peeing in your pants gets old real quick....


WR,,, three commas for Becca

[mercynurse]

I've worked in ER for to long to be shocked by anythign!! Just take it in stride and keep going!! Some things are good for a laugh and help make the shift "interesting" to say the least!!

[medi]

Personally I think good old Anon just made this one up &amp; posted it to see what our reactions would be.. but it was worth a chuckle at least!

[mercynurse]

I'm not so sure...the truth is stranger than diction!! I've seen some pretty wild things in the ER!!