Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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1. If it rings, put it on hold.

2. If it clunks, call the repairman.

3. If it whistles, ignore it.

4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat.

5. If it's the Boss, look busy.

6. If it talks, take notes.

7. If it's handwritten, type it.

8. If it's typed, copy it.

9. If it's copied, file it.

10. If it's Friday, FORGET IT!

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See also:

Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....interview.htm
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Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...kes.coffee.htm
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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-on-the...illnesses.html
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Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...d.the.boss.htm
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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing
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My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing.../my_prayer.htm
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Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...licymaking.htm
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Wrong Answer, On The Job Jokes, Nursing Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ong.answer.htm
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