Wishing For Smarts, Nursing Jokes, EMS Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/smarts
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Three nurses are walking along the beach when they find an old lamp. One of the nurses rubs the lamp and out pops a genie!

"For freeing me, I'll give each of you one wish," announces the genie.

The first nurse says, "I want to be twice as smart as I am now, that way I'll be a better nurse."

The genie puts his hand to his temple and concentrates, then smiles and says, "It is done."

The second nurse declares, "Well, I want to be ten times as smart!"

Again, the genie concentrates and then says, "It is done."

The third nurse, not to be outdone, asks, "Can you make me one hundred times smarter than I am now?"

The genie puts his hand to his temple, then pauses and asks the third nurse, "Are you sure you want to be a paramedic?"

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See also:

Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/to....a.new.dad.htm
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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/to...me.a.nurse.htm
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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/to...department.htm
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Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten....understand.htm
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Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/la...s.pregnant.htm
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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten....y.daughter.htm
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