A non-conforming swallow decided not to fly south for the winter. He was having such a good time. When the weather got very cold he changed his mind and started flying south. A northener came through and the birds wings got all iced up. He fell in a farmyard and a cow dropped manure all over him. Soon he noticed it was nice and warm and his wings began to thaw out and he shook of the manure and saw a cat who offered to help him out and promptly ate the swallow. The morale of the story is...
Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy, and everyone who offers to help is not always your friend.
Have a good day.