You're Not Sterile! Labor & Delivery Jokes

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You're Not Sterile! Labor & Delivery Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
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A doctor had just delivered twins...a boy and a girl.

The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune.

The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.

He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived.

As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!"

With out missing a beat, he said proudly "You're telling ME I'm not sterile!"

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