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1) Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.

2) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.

3) You think that caffeine should be available in IV form.

4) You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants.

5) You believe the waiting room should be equipped with a Valium fountain.

6) You say to yourself "great veins" when looking at complete strangers.

7) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy it is quiet around here."

8) You have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit".

9) You have ever had a patient say, "But I'm not pregnant, I can't be pregnant. How can I be having a baby?"

10) You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there".

11) Your most common assessment question is "what changed tonight to make it an emergency after 6 (hours, days, weeks, months, years)?"


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http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
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HMO Blues, Nursing Jokes, Managed Care (HMO) Humor:
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New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor:
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Patient Reassurance, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/reassurance
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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into
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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst
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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insertion
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