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1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

2. You sleep with your eyes open.

3. You have to watch videos in fast-foward.

4. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

5. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without the timer.

6. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

7. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

8. You chew on other people's fingernails.

9. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

10. You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

11. You can jump-start your car without cables.

12. You don't sweat, you percolate.

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Charge Nurse & The Genie Who Granted Three Wishes:
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
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HMO Blues, Nursing Jokes, Managed Care (HMO) Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/blues
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New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/password
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Patient Reassurance, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/reassurance
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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into
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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend
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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst
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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insertion
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