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A Woman 30 Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Relationship Humor

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A couple had been married for 25 years when they celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration a fairy appeared.

She told them that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world.

The fairy waved her wand and Boom!

She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn.

He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand and Boom!

He was 90.

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