Who Makes the Best Patient? Medical Jokes

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything Inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "You're all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, and No spine, and their head and rear end are interchangeable, too."

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