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  | Who Is The Father, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/father A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking, and athletic; but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling wife," The husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if..." The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father." The man dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask me about the other three!" ************************************************** **** More Gallows Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/gallows Andrew Lopez, RN http://www.nursinga2z.com |
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