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http://www.4nursing.com/humor-gettin...t-she-has.html
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A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl.

Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you knew what I have, you would give me your seat."

The girl gets up and gives up her the seat to the old lady. It is hot. The girl then takes out a fan and starts fanning herself.

The woman looks up and says, "If you knew what I have, you would give me that fan." The girl gives her the fan, too.

Fifteen minutes later the woman gets up and says to the bus driver, "Stop, I want to get off here." The bus driver tells her he
has to drop her at the next corner, not in the middle of the block.

With her hand across her chest, she tells the driver, "If you knew what I have, you would let me off the bus right here."

The bus driver pulls over and opens the door to let her out. As she's walking out of the bus, he asks, "Madam, what is it you
have?"

The old woman looks at him and nonchalantly replies, "Chutzpah."

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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Expensive Perfume, Geriatric Jokes, Fashion Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-expensive-perfume.html
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Concerns For Baby Boomers, Geriatrics Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...by.boomers.htm
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The Perks of Being Over Fifty, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...over.fifty.htm
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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...king.turns.htm
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Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...plane.ride.htm
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Getting A Bit Forgetful, Senior Citizens Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....forgetful.htm
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Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...or.truisms.htm
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Getting Older, Senior Citizen Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ting.older.htm
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Top Signs That You Are Growing Old, Aging Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing.old.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ancy.jokes.htm
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The Spare Set, Dental Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....spare.set.htm
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Ain't Senile Yet, Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...senile.yet.htm
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ing.blanks.htm
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