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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,

"Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.

"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".

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Therapeutic Humor Associations
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Bar
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Battle of the Sexes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle.of.the.sexes.htm

Bill Clinton Humor, Presidential Jokes
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Bedside Nursing Humor
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Blondes
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Brain Teasers
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/teasers.html

Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)
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Charge Nurse Jokes
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Dental Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dental.jokes.humor.htm

Emergency Department Jokes, ER Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/erhumor.htm

Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gallows.htm

General
ttp://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/general.htm

General Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/general.nursing.humor.htm

Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatri...izen.humor.htm

Greeting Cards
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ting.cards.htm

Growing Old Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing.old.htm

Healthcare
ttp://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/health.htm

Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/health.m....hmo.humor.htm

Inspiration
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/inspiration.htm

Joke Mailing Lists
http://www.nursinghumor.com/joke.mailing.lists.htm

Labor and Delivery, Obstetrics
http://www.nursinghumor.com/labor.an...okes.humor.htm

Law Enforcement Humor, Police Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/law.enfo...lice.jokes.htm

Lawyer, Attorney & Legal Jokes, Law Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyer.attorney.legal.htm

Lists
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...ughs/lists.htm

Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/living.with.a.nurse.htm

Kids
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...aughs/kids.htm

Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding
http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage...mony.jokes.htm

Medical Humor
ttp://www.nursinghumor.com/medical.jokes.humor.htm

Medical Terminology
http://www.nursinghumor.com/funny.me...erminology.htm

Men & Women http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...alevfemale.htm

Merry Christmas, X-mas Jokes
ttp://www.nursinghumor.com/merry.christmas.xmas.htm

Nursing Cartoons and Comics
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nursing.cartoons.comics.htm

Nursing Humor Entrepreneurs
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nursing....repreneurs.htm

Obnoxious
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...ughs/obnox.htm

Operating Room Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/operatin...sing.humor.htm

Pets, Veterinarians
http://www.nursinghumor.com/veterinarian.pets.htm

Political
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...hs/politic.htm

Politically-Incorrect
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...lincorrect.htm

Profession
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...hs/profess.htm

Psychiatric
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psychiat...sing.humor.htm

Religion
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...s/religion.htm

School
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...ghs/school.htm

School Nursing Jokes, Nursing Student Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/school.nursing.htm

Speakers Bureaus
http://www.nursinghumor.com/speakers.bureaus.htm

Sports
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...ghs/sports.htm

Top Ten Reasons Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten.reasons.htm

Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/veterinarian.pets.htm

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/why.did....s.the.road.htm

Wisdom
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...ghs/wisdom.htm

Work Place
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok...aughs/work.htm

"You Might Be A . . . . If"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/you.might.be.a.if.htm

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