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Old 08-15-2004, 06:13 PM   #1
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An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids.

Soon after, he went for a check-up.

"Well, how do you like your new hearing aid?" asked his doctor.

"I like it great. I've heard sounds in the last few weeks that I didn't know existed."

"Well, how does your family like your hearing aid?"

"Oh, nobody in my family knows I have it yet. Am I having a great time! I've changed my will three times in the last two months."

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