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  | The Viewing, Nursing Home Jokes, Geriatrics Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/viewing An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' station and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied. Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?" "It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!" ************************************************** **** Andrew Lopez, RN http://www.jocularity.com |
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