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  | Top Ten Things You Say At Work Lay People Could Get Arrested For, Bedside Nursing Jok http://www.nursinghumor.com/arrested 1. I have to stick this up your rectum 2. I need some of your urine 3. I'm going to take some of your blood 4. Breathe this in and hold it 5. You have to swallow it 6. I'm going to tie you down, its for your own good 7. We'll inject this into your body, and then take some pictures 8. Ma'am, I'm going to examine your breasts 9. I'm going to rub this into your bottom 10. I didn’t like his heart rhythm, so I shocked him ************************************************** **** Andrew Lopez, RN http://www.nursinghumor.com |
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