Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say, Parenting Jokes, Top Ten Humor

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10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the key to my new car. GO CRAZY!!

6. What do you mean you wanna play football?? Figure skatings not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies — ya know, that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your bellyaching and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. Here's $100.

And the Number One thing you'll never hear a Dad say:

1. What do I want for Father's day? Aahh — don't worry about that. It's no big deal. (Well, he might say it, but he doesn't mean it!)

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