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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor
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- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk."

- Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts.

- He keeps accidentally referring to himself as "the defendant."

- After examining you, he says, "Now do me."

- He thinks Eastern Medicine was developed in Long Island.

- He keeps accidentally referring to your legs as "drumsticks."

- His examination room is Room 201 at the No-Tell Motel.

- He introduces you to his anesthesiologist, "Doctor Jim Beam."

- Before surgery, he asks if you want this "to go."

- He tries to color your X-rays with crayons.

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Last Words, Doctor Jokes, Priest Humor:
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Quick Diagnosis, Doctor Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Come Quick! Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
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Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
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Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars
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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/news
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/future
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/sun
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