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05-09-2007, 11:36 PM
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  | Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases, Nurse Jokes, Medical Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases 10. "No, really, I don’t mind changing the TV channel for you…again." 9. "I’m sorry, it’s not THAT kind of Tylenol." 8. "You won’t feel a thing." 7. "Because your doctor said so." 6. "This won’t hurt a bit." 5. "I swear, if that patient rings the call bell one more time…" 4. "No, I will NOT give you a sponge bath (to patients perfectly able to do for themselves)!" 3. "You’re gonna feel a little stick." 2. "How can I help you?" (no less than a MILLION times a shift!) 1. "Doctor, I’m sorry to wake you, but…" (this one is okay by us) ************************************************** **** More Bedside Nursing Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/bedside Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links http://www.4nursing.com http://www.lopez1.com http://www.jocularity.com http://www.nursinga2z.com http://www.nursingdiscussions.com http://www.nursinghumor.com http://www.nursefriendly.com http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com http://www.nursingexperts.com |
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05-10-2007, 03:03 PM
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| Re: Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases, Nurse Jokes, Medical Humor How about: THIS button is for the TV and THIS button if for the nurse.
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