[nursinghumor]

http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

1. Its not my fault, he kept moving.

2. This might stick a little.

3. I did say clear first.

4. I know where I'm going.

5. It's OK, I'll cut along the seams.

6. The ambulance is clean.

7. It's the flu, not a hangover

8. The gloves are for your protection.

9. The patient refused the treatment.

10. I am in it for the money

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See also:

Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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Emergency Response Times, Paramedic Jokes, EMS Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/response
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Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/to....a.new.dad.htm
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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/to...me.a.nurse.htm
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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/to...department.htm
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Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten....understand.htm
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Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/la...s.pregnant.htm
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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten....y.daughter.htm
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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into
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