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An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up.

After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week.

Embarrassed, the woman asked the doctor to tell her husband.

The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.

The elderly husband replied, "OK, Doc. Which days?

"Monday, Wednesday and Friday would be ideal," replied the doctor.

"Well, I can bring her on Monday and Wednesday," the husband said, "but on Fridays, she'll have to take a taxi."

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