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| Super Moderator | Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery , Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness... Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Bo! Bo!! Comeback with that! Bad Dog! Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. Darn! Page 147 of the manual is missing! Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature! Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right? That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! There go the lights again... This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...! What do you mean "You want a divorce"! What's this doing here? Ya know, there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em. ************************************************** **** More Medical Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 |
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