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Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness...

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Bo! Bo!! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

Darn! Page 147 of the manual is missing!

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature!

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

There go the lights again...

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

What do you mean "You want a divorce"! What's this doing here?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
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