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12-16-2004, 04:32 PM
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12-19-2004, 04:51 PM
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| Re: Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor about a week from graduation one of the students in my class had to give a B/O supp she asked how do you give a suppository. I laughed and told her to give him a big glass of water to get it down..then she says quit laughing at me....ok the woman isn't fresh out of highschool and we're a week from graduation what does she mean HOW???? When she flunked the final which flunked the program because she had a D anyway she appealed and fianlly got through then took boards a few times then last I heard she was waitressing in a bar someplace. Things that make you go DUH |
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