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Old 03-01-2006, 10:00 PM   #1
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Take on an Empty Stomach, Pharmacist Jokes, Patient Humor

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As a pharmacist, the general public expects us to be rather professional. Thus it is easy (and fun!) to catch people off guard by having a sense of humor.

The following exchange took place between me and one of my patients:

Me: Take this medication on an empty stomach.

Patient: Does it say that on the label?

Me: Yes, on the sticker, next to the drawing of a stomach.

Patient: Ewww, gross!

Me: You should see what we put on the suppositories. Next!

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