[nursinghumor]

Success At Any Age. Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/quick
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At age 4, success is.....not wetting your pants.
At age 12, success is... having friends.
At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is... having sex.
At age 35, success is... having money.
At age 50, success is... having money.
At age 60, success is... having sex.
At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is... having friends.
At age 80, success is... not wetting your pants.

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More Medical Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical

Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes
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Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/art
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Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars
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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/graft
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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....big.words.htm
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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...dium.large.htm
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Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...worse.news.htm
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....physician.htm
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...obsessions.htm
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...treatment.html
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The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...-bad-news.html
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Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...ecautions.html
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marria...d-looking.html
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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursin...cal-jokes.html
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[1mg.epi]

I have seen this one before. SAD, so sad, but so true.

[nursinghumor]

Not something we like to think about but yes, very true.

We come into this world drooling, peeing ourselves and totally dependent on others for care. If we're like a lot of poor souls in nursing homes or old/alone in their homes, we leave the same way.

How's that for something to look forward to. . . .

Andrew Lopez, RN
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