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Old 05-24-2004, 09:03 AM   #1
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Thanks to Charles for sending me this one...

GREAT TRUTHS

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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SEEEEEEEEEE Aaron a driver's licence is a sucess not a right...


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Old 05-24-2004, 11:31 AM   #3
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So if you have money, friends, drive, not pee in your pants, and go all the way, should you be a candidate for President? haha
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