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| Super Moderator | Stern Sibling, Labor & Delivery Jokes, Sibling Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/stern An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her five-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!" ************************************************** **** More Labor & Delivery Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/labor Andrew Lopez, RN http://www.nursinga2z.com |
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