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Old 06-05-2004, 06:07 AM   #1
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Specimen Samples

Old man and woman were sitting in the Doctors office. A nurse approached the old man who was the patient and said, "I need a urine, stool, and a semen sample." The Old man being very hard of hearing yelled to his wife, "Honey, what she say?"

Wife replied in a very loud voice, "She wants your underwear."
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Old 06-05-2004, 06:57 AM   #2
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Re: Specimen Samples

LOL, That is really GROSS!

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Old 06-07-2004, 12:02 PM   #3
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Re: Specimen Samples

That is pretty gross. LOL.. ...funny stuff.
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