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  | To Smart Women Everywhere, Battle of The Sexes http://www.nursinghumor.com/smart ************************************************** **** 1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.--Dolly Parton 2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. --Erica Jong 3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. --Rita Rudner 4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. --Rita Rudner 5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. --Wendy Liebman 6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck 7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. --Sue Grafton 8. 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05-21-2007, 11:22 AM
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|  Re: To Smart Women Everywhere, Battle of The Sexes Very good...
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