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Old 12-12-2005, 09:15 PM   #1
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Sleeping With His Patients, Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor

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Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him:

"Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last...and you're single... Let it go."

But inevitably another voice would bring him back to reality:

"Bob, you're a veterinarian"

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