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http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...antic.mood.htm
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An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite me on my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

He answered, "To get my teeth!"

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What She Has, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-gettin...t-she-has.html
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...nd-viagra.html
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedsid...sty-tools.html
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Expensive Perfume, Geriatric Jokes, Fashion Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-expensive-perfume.html
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Concerns For Baby Boomers, Geriatrics Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...by.boomers.htm
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The Perks of Being Over Fifty, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...over.fifty.htm
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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...king.turns.htm
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Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...plane.ride.htm
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Getting A Bit Forgetful, Senior Citizens Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....forgetful.htm
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Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...or.truisms.htm
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Getting Older, Senior Citizen Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ting.older.htm
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Top Signs That You Are Growing Old, Aging Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing.old.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ancy.jokes.htm
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The Spare Set, Dental Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....spare.set.htm
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Ain't Senile Yet, Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...senile.yet.htm
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ing.blanks.htm
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