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| Super Moderator | Physician\'s Mistress, Doctor Jokes, Divorce Humor The Physician's Mistress, Doctor Jokes, Divorce Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistress ************************************************** **** Doctor Goldstein and his wife are having dinner at an upscale restaurant when an attractive young blonde walks by, smiles at the Doctor and says "Hi Sammy". The wife, somewhat irritated, asks "And who is that?". Dr. says "That's my Mistress." Wife asks "You have a Mistress? How long has this been going on?" Dr... "About five years." Wife... "Five years? I'll see a lawyer tomorrow and start a divorce. You'll be ruined." Dr... "Now think about it. If we divorce, we each get half of what we have. You won't have that big house, won't get a new Beemer every year and won't be shopping and playing bridge all day with your so called friends." Just then a cute red head walks by and says "Hi Sammy." Wife... "And who is that one?" Dr... "That's Bill Grant's Mistress." Wife... "Doctor Grant has a Mistress too?" Dr.... "About twelve years now." Wife... "Ours is a lot prettier." ************************************************** **** ************************************************** **** More Medical Jokes:: http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/ Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor: http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....testicles.htm ************************************************** **** The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor: http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....attention.htm ************************************************** **** Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor: http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...l.visitors.htm ************************************************** **** Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/ ************************************************** **** Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ecessities.htm ************************************************** **** The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/ ************************************************** **** Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...nurse.hell.htm ************************************************** **** How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...light.bulb.htm ************************************************** **** Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....specimens.htm ************************************************** **** The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor http://www.nursefriendly.com/humor/b...e.hospital.htm ************************************************** **** Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes http://www.nursinghumor.com/on.the.j...y.shepherd.htm ************************************************** **** Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.com....by.nurses.htm ************************************************** **** ************************************************** **** To subscribe to our: Nurse Friendly Notes Newsletter: Send a blank e-mail to: nursefriendlynotes-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursefriendly.com Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Jokes to make you laugh and smile all day. Send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursinghumor.com Clinical Nursing Cases: Send a blank message to: clinicalnursingcases-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursingcasestudy.com Inspirational Stories: Send a blank e-mail to: inspirationalstories-subscribe@topica.com http://www.inspirationalnursing.com Any questions, please drop me a line. To chat, we are “Nursefriendly” on aol or 6116137 on ICQ. Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, BS RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links http://www.4nursing.com http://www.jocularity.com http://www.nursinga2z.com http://www.nursingdiscussions.com http://www.nursinghumor.com http://www.nursefriendly.com http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com http://www.nursingexperts.com |
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